by Axtech » 3/23/2005, 11:35 am
Kif: Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
Amy: Oh, that's so emotional.
Kif: There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart...
Zapp comes on stage and shoves Kif aside.
Zapp: Amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the velour fog. [To the karaoke machine] Hit it.
Zapp: I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola. C-O-L-A Cola.
*audience boos*
Chef: He sickens me!
Zapp: She walked up to me, and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said... Leela! L-E-E-L-A, Leela! *Grabs the microphone and starts "dancing"* Le-le-le-le-Leela! Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-bum! De-de-de-de de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-dum... Leela!
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