For this game you have to re-write song lyrics and hopefully they won't suck. Like my first one.
Oasis - Wondercrack (From the point of view of the dealer, then user)
Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna sell some crack to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized that you'll be high by 2:00
I don't believe that anybody
Will feel the way you do right about...... now!
Deadbeat the crack that's on the street
will fuck you up till you start a fire in your house
I'm sure you think you've been this high before
But until now you've never seen a flying trout
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way you do right about now
And all the drugs you've used till now are mind bending
And all the lights you light up with are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to sell to you
but I'm all out now
Because maybe
You're gonna be the thing that kills me
So give it back
I want more wondercrack
Today could possibly be the day
that me and my crack are through
By now I should've somehow
Realized that'll never be true
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now <--- (he's rocking his crack in his arms like a baby)
And all the drugs I've used till now are mind bending
And all the lights I light up with are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say and do
But I'm too high now
I said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
I need a snack
I choose my wondercrack
I said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
And until I'm living in a shack
I'll love my wondercrack
Said maybe
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
You're gonna be the the thing that kills me
The End
Please also note that drugs are bad kids and this song is not meant to promote drugs in any way.
Stay in school.
Change The Lyrics Game!
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Re: Change The Lyrics Game!
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by nikki4982 » 2/5/2005, 4:04 pm
I'll post Tragically Poor's... soon. Not right now, though. I'm still waking up. 
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by Axtech » 2/7/2005, 11:07 am
I once rewrote Innocent to have good lyrics in the verses, involving real world issues and meaningful insights.
Then I burned it as part of an effigy of Bob Rock.
Then I burned it as part of an effigy of Bob Rock.
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by nikki4982 » 2/8/2005, 12:58 am
OK, now for my "band's" songs... the second one you probably would have to know Josh to fully understand, but it's probably amusing to random people, anyhow. These are circa 2000, and I was more involved with the production side of the album than anything.
(reggae parody of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zepplin)
by Tragically Poor
*Reggae gibberish* It's time to roll the hot dogs, mon, and make up all the slurpees. Here I go!
Dere's a lady who's sure,
All dat glitters is gold,
And she buying a 7-11.
She cook hot dogs all day,
And make donuts dey bake,
And get stuck working night shifts on weekends.
Spin the slurpee machine,
Keep dem floors squeaky clean,
Or your manager will eat your face off.
She see people she know,
Tell her, "Hey, yo job blows!
This is worse than Burger King with Higman."
YEAH DDP! FWAAAAA!
Shut de fuck up mon!
Yet she still toils on,
Mops and scrubs all day long,
For her $5.25 every hour.
Dat's it mon, dat's all she got.
I like it mon.
You just destroyed a great American anthem, man!
Eat my fuck, boy.
(parody of "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica)
by Tragically Poor
So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue car,
He's got a nifty forceps scar,
And Josh doesn't matter.
Wish he'd keep his cock away,
I don't need to see it everyday,
Someone just keep him at bay,
No Josh doesn't matter.
He had green hair for a while,
Shaved his body for a smile,
Smells like ca-ca and poopoo,
Peepee toooooooo....
Rides around in Bare's cramped up trunk,
Wishin' we was some kinda punk,
Kate seems to think that he's a big hunk,
But Josh doesn't matter!
Yeah-heah!
Aaagh!
So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue caaaaa-aaarr,
He's got a nifty forceps scaaaa-aaar,
No, Josh doesn't matter.
(reggae parody of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zepplin)
by Tragically Poor
*Reggae gibberish* It's time to roll the hot dogs, mon, and make up all the slurpees. Here I go!
Dere's a lady who's sure,
All dat glitters is gold,
And she buying a 7-11.
She cook hot dogs all day,
And make donuts dey bake,
And get stuck working night shifts on weekends.
Spin the slurpee machine,
Keep dem floors squeaky clean,
Or your manager will eat your face off.
She see people she know,
Tell her, "Hey, yo job blows!
This is worse than Burger King with Higman."
YEAH DDP! FWAAAAA!
Shut de fuck up mon!
Yet she still toils on,
Mops and scrubs all day long,
For her $5.25 every hour.
Dat's it mon, dat's all she got.
I like it mon.
You just destroyed a great American anthem, man!
Eat my fuck, boy.
(parody of "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica)
by Tragically Poor
So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue car,
He's got a nifty forceps scar,
And Josh doesn't matter.
Wish he'd keep his cock away,
I don't need to see it everyday,
Someone just keep him at bay,
No Josh doesn't matter.
He had green hair for a while,
Shaved his body for a smile,
Smells like ca-ca and poopoo,
Peepee toooooooo....
Rides around in Bare's cramped up trunk,
Wishin' we was some kinda punk,
Kate seems to think that he's a big hunk,
But Josh doesn't matter!
Yeah-heah!
Aaagh!
So small, no matter how far,
Parents took away his blue caaaaa-aaarr,
He's got a nifty forceps scaaaa-aaar,
No, Josh doesn't matter.
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by nikki4982 » 2/8/2005, 12:58 am
I should mention that our original songs were better than our parodies.
Whoo! Triple post!!
Whoo! Triple post!!
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by nelison » 2/9/2005, 11:13 am
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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by Tattooed Angels » 2/9/2005, 5:21 pm
haha. We changed the lyrics to lots of songs..
Not A Virgin-ANti-Madonna
I made it in the wilderness
Somehow I made it with you.
didn;t know how great it was till I *f* you.
It was neat complete
I'd been had, I was black and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Chorus:
not a virgin
I've been *f* too many times
not a virgin
always having sex on my mind
we only did the first verse. What cn I say we were a bit blitz and this song came on ...
there are more, but done as jokes with friends that you wouldn;t get..
one of my friends and I changed the lyrics to SOT to fit us. LOL..
Not A Virgin-ANti-Madonna
I made it in the wilderness
Somehow I made it with you.
didn;t know how great it was till I *f* you.
It was neat complete
I'd been had, I was black and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Chorus:
not a virgin
I've been *f* too many times
not a virgin
always having sex on my mind
we only did the first verse. What cn I say we were a bit blitz and this song came on ...
there are more, but done as jokes with friends that you wouldn;t get..
one of my friends and I changed the lyrics to SOT to fit us. LOL..
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