Alex - crazy ass cadet types
Kerri - I cant relate to those kids anymore. especially the ones that are now in engineering...ewww
Alex - which is like eighty million percent of them
Kerri - more like ninety million percent of the pilots
Alex - your math is probably better than mine
Kerri - I dont know, that sounds like a challenge
Alex - quick, what do you get when you add a baby and a pot of boiling water?
Kerri- dont know
Alex - A pleasant bisque, on the cheap
Kerri - haha, brilliant
Alex - Tasty, too
Kerri - baby is so tender
Alex - it's a delicacy, you know
Kerri - in overpopulated countries
Alex - the trick is to beat it
Alex - The British like to shake their babies but I find that makes for an inconsistent grain
Kerri - I rather enjoy just a hint of tarragon
Alex - aye, it brings out the innocence
Kerri - which is the best part of baby
Kerri - if i wanted to taste impurity i wouldnt eat baby, would I?
Alex - You'd eat a 12 year old
Alex - that's impure by law!
Kerri -
Kerri - something about 12 year olds just really does it for me
Alex - it's the tarragon
Kerri - frightened flesh tastes best
Alex - it does have that extra zing to it
Kerri - paired with a good wine it's to die for
Alex - I hear the raw flesh of the terrified innocent is a good cure for herpes
Alex - you should look into that
Kerri - ahh, it's the flesh! I've been raping the innocent, like a fool, thinking that was the way
Kerri - and drinking their blood
Alex - no no, see, this is what comes of miseducation
Alex - it's that damn backwoods school of yours
Alex - University of Tortonto or whatnot
Kerri - usually in class we just watch movies
Kerri - you know how it is
Alex - obviously not very instructional ones