Silent alarm activated!!

[Sonya]

I don't remember the exact words, but...

Smithers: I'll kick that old geezer in his *yells* bony old behind! *echos "bony old behind, bony old behind..."

*scene changes to Homer and Mr.Burns hiking*

*Mr.Burns hears the echo of "bony old behind!"*

Burns: Why, thank you Simpson, I have been working out...



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Homer: "Stupid, sexy Flanders."

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[Clumsy7Thief]

[Dr. Hobo]

bart: "homer.. no offense or anything but your half-assed underparenting was better than your half-assed overparentig

homer: "but im using my whole ass "

[Clumsy7Thief]

[Sonya]

Inspired by tonight's episode on the Comedy Channel ---


*Homer singing to the tune of 'The Flintstones' theme*:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history...! from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...!!!"

[Clumsy7Thief]

[wanan]

[ihatethunderbay]

[Clumsy7Thief]

[joe_canadian]

[Axtech]

Haha! That pill one was just on.

Ooh, here's one...

Lisa: We're the MTV generation. We don't have highs or lows.
Homer: What's that like?
Lisa: Meh.

[Lando]

[Sonya]

[Sonya]

[saman]

[Clumsy7Thief]

Homer: Got your nose!
Younger Bart: Got your wallet!
*runs over and flushes it down the toliet*
Homer: D'oh!

*later on, Bart still at the toliet*
Bart: Bye bye keys!

[Axtech]

*Bart naked, swinging around on clothesline*
Bart: Wee! Wee! Wee!
Homer: I'm sure he'll get tired soon.
*later that night*
Bart: Wee! Wee! Wee!

[Clumsy7Thief]

Marge: I have some good news Homer. There's going to be twice as much love in this house.
Homer: Were gonna start doing it in the mornings now?

[happening fish]

[Clumsy7Thief]