Here are some
Q. What does a three-putt and masturbation have in common?
A. You're ashamed, but you know you'll do it again!
Q. What two people were shot in a theater?
A. Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.
Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.
Riddles
by Penguin Josh » 11/2/2003, 5:42 pm
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by Odio La Cabra » 11/5/2003, 7:55 pm
hmmm.....yeah
as i was going to saint ives, i met a man with seven wives, the seven wives had seven sacks the seven saks had seven cats the seven cats had seven kits, kits cats sacks wives, how many were going to saint ives?
ill let ya squirm for a while....
as i was going to saint ives, i met a man with seven wives, the seven wives had seven sacks the seven saks had seven cats the seven cats had seven kits, kits cats sacks wives, how many were going to saint ives?
ill let ya squirm for a while....
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
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by nikki4982 » 11/7/2003, 1:59 am
That's what I immediately assumed. *waits for real answer*
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by Odio La Cabra » 11/7/2003, 4:16 pm
answer:one
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
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by Penguin Josh » 11/8/2003, 7:25 pm
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by Penguin Josh » 11/9/2003, 5:31 pm
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by Penguin Josh » 11/10/2003, 6:51 am
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by clumsychild_ » 11/18/2003, 5:21 pm
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by starseed_10 » 11/18/2003, 5:32 pm
does this actually have a logical answer??
...i have an awesome one to ask too, but it can wait for a while.
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by Odio La Cabra » 11/18/2003, 5:48 pm
you throw the table at the mirror and hope to god that theres something behind it.
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
cant sleep the clowns will eat me
We all miss the big daddy quick....
*Liz...R*
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