Another Story Game...

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 3/7/2004, 4:42 pm

Since Johnny No Hands was flailing his stumps wildly, the alien farmer got so scared that he flew back to his home country, screaming like a little alien girl. Other Johnny was very impressed with himself for ridding the Earth of this crazy alien that he didn't realize something. He didn't know where Johnny was!! His partner in crime missing! And worse! Johnny had the Kleenex and Timbits! How was he going to survive?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/7/2004, 6:48 pm

Now that was a good question Random Name. How WAS Johnny No Hands supposed to survive?!? Turns out aliens from the planet ysmulc yeknom are quite tasty. Knowing he would need food, Johnny No Hands dug up the dead farmer for nurishment. How exactly he dug him him up still remains a mystery to this day. Some assume he used his feet, some say his teeth. Other more realistic theorys claim he called upon a few ground rodents to dig up the corpse. You see.. Johnny No Hands was raised by a family of gophers. With his new found nurishment strapped to his back, Johnny No Hands trecked off into the distance to find Johnny....

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/8/2004, 8:25 pm

Jonny No Hands ran into some trouble. He didn't know how to track 'ol Johnny. He furrowed his brows as he came upon two different sets of footprints, one beloinging to a deer and the other belong to Johnny. However Jonny No Hands didn't know that. He scratched his head with one of his stumps-for-hands and tried to come up with a plan.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/9/2004, 8:22 pm

While any normal invididual could easily tell the difference between deer and human tracks, Johnny no hands could not. Besides having no hands, Johny NH's was also born without a brain. How he functioned is a scientific mystery. That and i'd rather not explain how. Suffice it to say Johnny NH's pondered for some time before randomly choosing a path to follow. Lucky for Johnny NH's it was the right one. For hours he followed the trail untill he stumbled upon Johnny who happened to be partying it up with a group of locals. Where the duo went from there is your guess not mine.

CONTINUE

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/11/2004, 9:06 pm

And they lived happily ever after.

The end.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/11/2004, 9:10 pm

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/11/2004, 9:14 pm

Hey dont blame me. No one seemed to want to continue it.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/12/2004, 12:30 am

Awwww, I just wanna know what happens to Johny No Hands

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/12/2004, 3:26 am

Aww, what a crappy ending.

*was enjoying the story*

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/12/2004, 11:11 am

I'll keep writing as long as other people write as well :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/12/2004, 12:15 pm

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 3/12/2004, 1:04 pm

Then Johnny decided since his buddy was a modern miracle, he would take him on Oprah. And that he did.

Watch next Tuesday.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/12/2004, 1:22 pm

^ Did you even read the story? Johnny No Hands had just encountered his buddy drinking it up with a bunch of locals.

Regardless...

After a good night of drinking which resulted in good times had by all, the duo made there way to the oprah show. Or so they thought. In reality the studio was really a decoy created by the now infamous alien race from the planet ysmulc yeknom. You see the aliens had learned of Johnny NH's murder of their buddy the farmer. He had been sent down to earth to gather Tim Bits which in turn powered their ship. Added to the insult was Johnny NH's consumption of their dead friend.

So the decoy was set.. and our hero's were slowly opening the "studio" door.

What happens next loyal readers? Do the Johnny's die at the hands of aliens? Does Oprah save them? Will the story die out, forcing me to start it up again?

You be the judge.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 3/12/2004, 3:35 pm

Then out of no where Oprah apears and starts throwing gold covered hundred dollar bills at the aliens (since a weeknes of theres is gold), killing off all of the aliens and saving the duo. What will happen next to this ambiguously gay duo of jonny and johnny no hands, it is up yo you the fellow readers to decide.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/12/2004, 4:48 pm

Suddenly, Oprah exploded, spraying Oprah chunks all over out two heroes. Jonny No Hands was lucky enough to leap out of the way and take cover behind a couch, however Johnny took the full force of the blast and was thrown back into a wall. Once the dust settles, it was revealed that one of the aliens survived- the farmer's brother Ernest Quagmire Einstein Xenon Fargo the third. He held a fire extinguisher in his hands, for Oprah's one weakness was fire extinguishers. Jonny No Hands got to his feet, and realized that Johnny was unconscious. The alien approached him slowly..

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/12/2004, 5:47 pm

"I am Ernest Quagmire Einstein Xenon Fargo the Third" he said. But you can call me Zalanderzompinxuanafettishlasda if thats easier for you.
And with that he held out his fire extinguisher to spray poor Johnny No Hands. But before the trigger was pulled Johnny No Hands stuck one of his stumps into the fire extinguishers nozel. (Or whatever its called.) Clearly he hadnt learned his lesson....

Will Johnny No Hands's plan work? Will he go from Johnny No Hands to Johnny No Arms? Will this story begin to make sense? Stay tuned loyal readers, your about to find out.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 3/12/2004, 7:58 pm

Since johnny no hands stubs were still healing, and there was still cuts at the end, when Ernest Quagmire Einstein Xenon Fargo the Third pulled the trigger it filled johnny no-hands arm up with the white water fome. when this happened his arm exploded and now johnny no hands has turned into johnny one stub.

now it is up to you to continue the story

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/13/2004, 1:45 am

This story rules.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/13/2004, 9:56 am

Jonny One-Stub (the Jonny formerly known as No Hands) was thrown back into the wall beside the unconscious Johnny. He slid down to the floor and writhed in pain, screaming in agony 'till his voice left him. Eventually he passed out due to blood loss. However, all his screamin woke Johnny up, and Johnny somehow produced a baseball bat. Angered at the mutilation of his lackey, Johnny, charged Ernest Quagmire Einstein Xenon Fargo the Third, brandishing the baseball bat like a madman.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/13/2004, 10:56 am

*ANIMATED SPECIAL*
Note: Animations may NOT be like description

Ernest Quagmire Einstein Xenon Fargo the Third was taken by suprise and screamed in horror.

Johnny swung at his head like it was a ball on a tee. Fortunately for Johnny, aliens from the planet ysmulc yeknom have their genitals located on their head. Suffice it to say Ernest is no longer with us.

After Johnny had deposed of the alien he ran over to Johnny One Stub. Poor Johnny One Stub. Having barely survived getting his hands blown off, an arm removed as well was a little to much... and he died.

OR DID HE??!?!?!?! :think: