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Postby clumsychild_ » 7/8/2005, 2:28 pm

You can also click and drag her around!

...Who comes up with these things? :lol:
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Postby Neon Soul » 7/10/2005, 4:19 am

Do a google search for Tetka and she's back.
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Postby bovine » 7/10/2005, 6:58 am

This is the coolest music video EVER. If you have broadband, just click the link...if not (like me), right click save as.



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Postby afealicious » 7/10/2005, 2:33 pm

well i hope this counts as random funny crap...

How many internet forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
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Postby Soozy » 7/10/2005, 2:36 pm

:lol:

there was a great joke in my newspaper today. it went something like this:

How many G8 leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, but they can't start because George Bush won't admit that the room is dark.
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and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


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Postby afealicious » 7/10/2005, 2:41 pm

:lol:
someone should make a cm version of that lightbulb thing. :think:
maybe something along the lines of "how many cmers does it take to await an olp album"...?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 7/10/2005, 9:29 pm

go fuck yourself.
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Postby superrgirll » 7/10/2005, 9:31 pm

that forum lightbulb thing is oooooold.
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Postby Joanne » 7/11/2005, 8:31 am

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Postby its4am_isanybodyhome » 7/11/2005, 5:10 pm

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i wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
if i don't make it know that i've loved you all along
when you are with me i'm free
that hazy moon will be ash in the wind real soon
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