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Ralph: I'm happy and angry!
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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I just finished watching the one Simpsons episode I had never seen, Homer Alone.
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Patty: Some days, we dont let the line move at all.
Selma: We call those "weekdays"
~Emily

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Justin Timberlake: "Whoa... I'm meeting Milhouse!!!"
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.

Post office guy: ok mr. burns, and what is your first name?

Homer: I... dont .. know...
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*otto walks into and out of "Stoner's Pot Palace"*

Otto: man, that's flagrant false advertisement


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Otto: they call em fingers, but i never see em fing

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Marge: who put mud in the freezer?
Bart: WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE iCE CreAM?!

homer: oh me me!!!
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Maxwell Murder wrote:Otto: they call em fingers, but i never see em fing


Wait, there they go.....

:lol:
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Grampa Simpson: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?
Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
Grampa Simpson: Flu?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Protein deficiency?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N-yes. But please, don't you say that word!
Grampa Simpson: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeex? I had seeeeex!
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:lol:
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joe_canadian wrote:Image


That is amazing!! :lol:
~Emily

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Post by WhiteLightning »

sorry if someone already posted this, didnt wanna read 110 posts...

Moe's hooked up to a lie detector and being interegated by the police.

Police: Do you hold a grudge against Montgumery Burns?
Moe: No.
*BUZZ*
Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.
*DING*
Police: Checks out. Okay sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.
*BUZZ*
Odd date.
*BUZZ*
Dinner with friends.
*BUZZ*
Dinner alone.
*BUZZ*
Watching TV alone.
*BUZZ*
Alright! ... I'm gonna sit at home and agul(sp) the ladies in the Victoria Secret Catalogue.
*BUZZ*
... (soft voice) Sear's Catalogue.
*DING*
Now will you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shaby treatment!
*BUZZ*

:lol:
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Principal Skinner: "So, why do you always run out of tardy slips before permission slips?"
Nelson "Why do you suck?"
Principal Skinner: "because i lack confidence?"
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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Lisa: Bart, I've figured it out! Who's someone youve been making irratating phone calls too over the years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa : No, someone who didnt deserve it.
~Emily

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Ralph: Daddy, why aren't you at work?

Chief: I dunno. Why aren't you at school?

Ralph: Teacher says she's tired of trying.

Chief: So am I, Ralphie. So am I.
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Lisa: Krusty! What have u been doing to yourself?
Krusty: I thought I would get into shape, so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes.
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
Krusty: Uh oh.

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Old guy with pants down around this ankles *shuffles from side to side*: Old gray mer, she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be...
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Bart: In sunday school we learned that the lepers were cured by some bearded guy.
Homer: Jesus?
Bart: That sounds about right.
Homer: Well, we're kind of on the outs with Jesus, but I know someone even holier than him! Flanders!
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That one was just on. :nod: :lol:
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wow, i just discovered this thread now.


I'm not a huge fan but the best moments have to be:

1. when the zoo guy tells homer to look at the kangaroos, and they have the best look ever on their faces.

2. when there are two russian guys playing chess on the street and they sound really pissed but the subtitles are happy.
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Millhouse: I'M FREAKING OUT!
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