[Tutorial] How to butter toast

[Johnny]

Tools needed:

1) Butter knife

2) Toaster

3) Bread

4) Butter or margarine


Difficulty: Intermediate

Step one: Insert bread into toaster. Be sure to check if the toaster is plugged in, or else this whole thing is a waste of both your time, and mine.

Step two: Push down the spring thingy to toast the bread. Make sure to watch it, we don't want it to get burninated.

Step three: Remove bread with caution, it is most likely hot.

Step four: Grab your knife, and scoop some butter up with it, spreading butter works best.

Step five: Smear the butter as evenly as possible, and try to cover the whole side of the bread.


If you some how failed the afformentioned steps, proceed to step six. If you proceeded correctly, and if weren't an idiot, you'll have some buttered toast. And for a more zesty snack, try substituting butter with jelly! Or pehaps even peanut butter AND jam! :O :O


Step six: Smack yourself in the face several times and then repeat steps 1-5.

[superrgirll]

my toaster doesn't have a springy thing. i am so lost

[gravity]

ill fix it lori!


*butters lori's toast*

[superrgirll]

[gravity]