Another Story Game...

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/27/2004, 3:53 pm

*waits*

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/27/2004, 5:45 pm

Joe Cool wrote:After much singing and much drinking and a good dose of throwing up the trio moved on. In accordance with the "How to Take Over The World" handbook, one must kill a said Pinky and a said Brain before any taking over the world can be done. The reason of course is that the mice may accomplish the task first. So off Johnny, Johnny One Stub and Cool Thumbs Brown went. What are they gonna do in the next post you may ask? The same thing they do every night kids; try to kill Pinky and the Brain so they can take over the world.

While Johnny, Cool Thumbs Brown, and Bad Karma Johnny were expecting a very tough fight againts the devious Brain and his sidekick Pinky, it was not to be. Infact it was just a matter of picking up their cage and tossing it out the window. As the cage fell towards the pavement an ominous "Naaarrrfff" was heard signaling the end to the P&B dynasty. With the first step completed in the "How To Take Over the World" list, the trio got down to business. Taking of over the world. "How would they do it Joe Cool," you may be thinking. Well i honestly dont know loyal reader!

hpdfk · Post by **hpdfk** » 4/2/2004, 4:59 pm

the johnnys and cool thumbs thought of ways to take over the world. Corperate domination was a possibility, but despite being the best idea it's a crappy story line. Millitary action was too difficult and politics is messed up, so they didn't know what to do. Finally, they decided world domination isn't worth it and focused on smaller projects. Cool thumbs brown needed some more land for his alley shack, so they decided to take the mississippi and look for lands east of it. But one thing lay in their way. Tom Sayer and company. Expect naval raft battles of epic proportions in the next chapter of this never-ending story.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/3/2004, 12:19 am

Not raft battles!!! *sits on the edge of her seat*

hpdfk · Post by **hpdfk** » 4/9/2004, 10:50 pm

I'm reviving this thread for nikki :sugar:

So our three heros traveled up the mississip in search of land, a suddenly materialized nikki by their side. Why you might ask? Because it's her birthday:P! It wasn't long before they came across a shack in their raft of sticks and expired timbits, bound with bird shat from johnathan's head. Bad Karma Johnny was the first to step ashore, using his newly acquired hangover vision to scan for signs of danger. He didn't see anything and motioned for everyone to come on land. How foolish they were, for an infamous Tom Sawyer had led them into a trap. You see, Tom Sawyer is a clever lad. He whitewashed everything in his trap, and white is the color of bright light, which distorts things if you're on hangover vision. The foursome approached this mysterious shack. Brown kicked open the door and scanned the dark one-roomed site with his gunsling. Everyone else followed. Suddenly, a cry from the rafters! "What're y'all doin' in my shack! You've trespassing in my shack! Me an' huck and......... *psst huck, what're we going to call jim without offending anyone? just jim? ok* and jim are going to blast you to Cairo Il, if ya'll don't leave!" Suddenly the shack turned into a walking man-eating raft. Everyone ran out, but cool thumbs brown decided to be heroic and gunsling that raft until it was no more. But he could hold on no longer and was swallowed by the raft :cry:

. Johnny no hands was in the tim bits raft first with his stagger speed, followed by johnathan and Nikki. They paddled downstream like the wind, but weren't fast enough. The man-eating raft was gaining speed. Johnny tried to wear them down with his vodka venom, but it was little use. Tom and Huck launched fried coons and catfish back at them. The raft was severly damaged. It seemed like all hope was lost, but then a miracle happened. The universe looked upon this battle. It said, "This can't be right. Nikki can't lose, it's her birthday!" And so the universe took action. It smited the man eating raft and smited it good. Tom, Huck, and Jim were out of the picture. The trio was successful in their new owership of the mississippi. Nikki's birthday ended the next day and so did her cameo appearance. She said goodbye to the two johnnies as they headed to lands outside of Mark Twain literature.

RIP cool thumbs brown :cry:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/9/2004, 10:59 pm

NOOOO NOT COOL THUMBS BROWN?! Why... WHY! Take me instead DANG YOU! *Rips shirt*

So anyway after like.. the Johnnys.. got ownership of the Missy River, they like.. selled it and made moneys. With the moneys they like.. bought a castle in the middle of the Saskatchewan praries. You know, the big SK. Anyhoo from there they like moved in and invited all their buddys over for a hoodinger of a partay untill they could like... think of something better to do. You know how it is.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/9/2004, 11:03 pm

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/10/2004, 1:12 am

Sweet, thanks universe! :mrgreen:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/15/2004, 10:39 am

Someone write another part.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/15/2004, 11:21 am

Come on!!! Someone!!!!

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/20/2004, 3:35 pm

No really, were not even joking.

hpdfk · Post by **hpdfk** » 4/20/2004, 6:34 pm

don't look at me. No double postage

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/20/2004, 10:32 pm

What are you talking about kid. I posted after you!!! JEEZ!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/20/2004, 10:48 pm

I hearby give Joe Cool permission to double post

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/23/2004, 11:08 pm

JOHNY x2 VOL:27

Gather around dear children and let me tell you a tale. A tale so fantastic, and so amazing that only now it can be revealed, for I have just gotten over the amazingness of it. Listen up, grap a beer and stand in awe as I relate the final chapter of the epic known as Johny x2....

When we last left our troubled hero's they sat pondering what to do with their lives now that they had secured a plot on the beautiful saskatchewan praries. Infact they sat for some time untill none other than Cool Thumbs Brown and his band of scallywags showed up at their door for he had come back from the dead.

Cool Thumbs:You little pipsqueak, why did you take me doubloons and buy a castle?

Bad Karma Jonny:You were went t' Davy Jones' locker.

Cool Thumbs: Aye, aye i was, but we had a contract!

Scallywags: Rrrrr, RRRr, rrr, RRR.

Johnny: Its our booty, Avast with ye!

Cool Thumbs: Dont tell me t' leave, or i'll send you t' Davy Jones' locker too! *draws sword*

Johnny: *Draws Gun* Shiver my timbers

Cool Thumbs: Ho, ho.. no need to pull a blooming th...*gets shot* *stumbles* *dies again*

Scallywags: RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrun!

Bad Karma Jonny: God Bless Us Everyone! :mrgreen:

The End

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/23/2004, 11:12 pm

Well my work here is finished *dusts of hands*
I think i've done enough damage to the world of writing for one year.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 4/23/2004, 11:24 pm

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 4/23/2004, 11:55 pm

that was a good ending

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 4/24/2004, 12:22 am

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 4/24/2004, 10:33 am

*bows*