Beavers have big meaty tails though. They could totally use that against the roosters. And the roosters bright colourful feathers would make him a moving target. The beavers can camouflage themselves with their dark colours.
Though, it depends where they are fighting.
I AM CANADIAN
by Soozy » 1/19/2004, 2:15 pm
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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by Bandalero » 1/19/2004, 3:07 pm
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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by I AM ME » 1/19/2004, 3:28 pm
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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by Bandalero » 1/19/2004, 3:30 pm
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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- Joined: 5/23/2002, 11:25 pm
- Location: South Texas
by I AM ME » 1/19/2004, 3:32 pm
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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by Bandalero » 1/19/2004, 3:44 pm
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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- Joined: 5/23/2002, 11:25 pm
- Location: South Texas
by I AM ME » 1/19/2004, 4:12 pm
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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by Random Name » 1/30/2004, 9:38 am
I AM A NEWFOUNDLANDER
First off, WE INVENTED RANTING long before there was MOLSON CANADIAN, or even the MONTREAL CANADIENS.
I am not unemployed, but I know people who are. Some of them may be related through marriage, but they WEREN'T RELATED BEFORE THEN.
I HATE THE SMELL, TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIGHT OF FISH. I don't fish, my father didn't fish, my grandfather probably did, and I KNOW HIS father DEFINITELY DID....BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FARM A GODDAMNED ROCK. If I do happen to eat fish, it's going to be bloody well COOKED. None of this raw shit they serve in restaurants. We call that BAIT !!!
Our best export is our PEOPLE. Newfoundlander’s are the only people who use the name "JESUS" as an Adjective. As in, "LOOK BYE, HAND ME THAT "JESUS" HAMMER WILL YA'?"
Our weather embraces DIVERSITY. It is the only place where you can both swim, and ice-fish all within the same day, in the same body of water.
I have running water. I don't shit outdoors except when the Mainlanders come from away and want to go out in the fucking woods as if its pleasurable.
Drinking fine wine and finer RUM is pleasurable. Sex is pleasurable. Getting eaten alive by "Vampire" mosquitos that have NTSB numbers on their sides is not.
Newfoundland is a PROVINCE. It is not a Town, Village, City, Parish or Hamlet.
I don't know everybody who was born, reared, schooled, stayed, left, or died there. Some I'm sure were nice and I'm sorry for not having met them. Some I'm sure were SONS OF BITCHES AND FOR NOT HAVING CROSSED PATHS, WE'RE ALL BETTER OFF
Its "St. John's", not Saint John. That’s in New Brunswick and they rant differently there. Its their accent.
Its pronounced "New-fin- LAND", NOT "New- FOUND -land". Do you pronounce it "ONTA-rio, or KWEE-BECK?
I don't drink much coffee. I drink TEA for Breakfast, TEA for Dinner and TEA for Supper. Oh, by the way, Lunch we don't "Do." We EAT DINNER in the middle of the day and supper...well, at SUPPERTIME.
We don't have skunks or snakes....at least not in the woods. Plenty of them in government though, and most come from away.
An Expert is always some bastard that came through the Narrows. That’s the gap in the north and south side of St. John's Harbor that leads to and from the North Atlantic...the most inhospitable place on the " Jesus" planet outside of Ottawa.
We drink Blue Star Ale, Dominion Ale, India Pale Ale, Black Horse Beer, and RUM. Any kind, as long as its DARK. See, we traded OUR salted FISH to Jamaica for THEIR RUM...who says Newfoundlanders aren't very smart?
We were Britain's Oldest Colony and are Canada's Newest Province. Our GDP hasn't changed a bit.
We don't have "Cottages on the Lake". We have "CABINS on the POND". A pond is a body of water...a lake is a "hole in yer boot."
We have a wonderful sense of humour...until we feel we're being made fun of. Then we have a wonderful sense of revenge.
A Newfoundlander as a friend, is a friend for life. Have one as an enemy...and you'll start cursing your own mother for having given you birth..
We have more sex than anyone....at least that’s what we tell Mainlanders who survey such shit. We have to...everyone gets told there's only two things to do in Newfoundland, FISH or FUCK, and as I said, I don't Fish.
Soap comes in "CAKES", not Bars. Chocolate comes in BARS & so does the occasional Blonde.
Speaking of Bars, we call them PUBS and we've got lots. More than anywhere else in Canada. All of them serve RUM. They have to. Its law. Besides, they have to Screech in the Mainlanders, who in order to gain honorary citizenship in Newfoundland, down a jigger (that’s a shot glass) of Famous Newfoundland Screech (that’s a dark RUM), then kiss a codfish on the lips(that’s in the front of its face). Many line up to do this...all Mainlanders of course. That’s 'cause no self respecting Newfoundlander would dare kiss a codfish....in some outports, he'd have to marry it!
Townies are from St. John's. Everyone else is a Bayman. Except a FUCKING BAYMAN...that's yer NEIGHBOUR! Oh yeah, did I tell you I don't fish? ....but I know what FISH is...its COD. Anytime a Newfoundlander refers to "fish" he means "Cod". If he's referring to salmon, or herring, or halibut...HE CALL THE GODDAMNED THING "SALMON, OR HERRING, OR HALIBUT".
We like music...as long as you can dance to it. Except the Pentecostal’s on the Central Coast. They don't dance or drink....but they have lots of youngsters...you see they don't fish either. That wraps it up.
So, now you know. Newfoundland has gotten a bad rap over the centuries. But there are only two types of people in the world....people who aren't from Newfoundland, and those FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE. AS FOR THE REST OF CANADA, HOPE IT HAS BEEN AS MUCH FUN HAVING US AS IT WAS BEING HAD!!
First off, WE INVENTED RANTING long before there was MOLSON CANADIAN, or even the MONTREAL CANADIENS.
I am not unemployed, but I know people who are. Some of them may be related through marriage, but they WEREN'T RELATED BEFORE THEN.
I HATE THE SMELL, TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIGHT OF FISH. I don't fish, my father didn't fish, my grandfather probably did, and I KNOW HIS father DEFINITELY DID....BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FARM A GODDAMNED ROCK. If I do happen to eat fish, it's going to be bloody well COOKED. None of this raw shit they serve in restaurants. We call that BAIT !!!
Our best export is our PEOPLE. Newfoundlander’s are the only people who use the name "JESUS" as an Adjective. As in, "LOOK BYE, HAND ME THAT "JESUS" HAMMER WILL YA'?"
Our weather embraces DIVERSITY. It is the only place where you can both swim, and ice-fish all within the same day, in the same body of water.
I have running water. I don't shit outdoors except when the Mainlanders come from away and want to go out in the fucking woods as if its pleasurable.
Drinking fine wine and finer RUM is pleasurable. Sex is pleasurable. Getting eaten alive by "Vampire" mosquitos that have NTSB numbers on their sides is not.
Newfoundland is a PROVINCE. It is not a Town, Village, City, Parish or Hamlet.
I don't know everybody who was born, reared, schooled, stayed, left, or died there. Some I'm sure were nice and I'm sorry for not having met them. Some I'm sure were SONS OF BITCHES AND FOR NOT HAVING CROSSED PATHS, WE'RE ALL BETTER OFF
Its "St. John's", not Saint John. That’s in New Brunswick and they rant differently there. Its their accent.
Its pronounced "New-fin- LAND", NOT "New- FOUND -land". Do you pronounce it "ONTA-rio, or KWEE-BECK?
I don't drink much coffee. I drink TEA for Breakfast, TEA for Dinner and TEA for Supper. Oh, by the way, Lunch we don't "Do." We EAT DINNER in the middle of the day and supper...well, at SUPPERTIME.
We don't have skunks or snakes....at least not in the woods. Plenty of them in government though, and most come from away.
An Expert is always some bastard that came through the Narrows. That’s the gap in the north and south side of St. John's Harbor that leads to and from the North Atlantic...the most inhospitable place on the " Jesus" planet outside of Ottawa.
We drink Blue Star Ale, Dominion Ale, India Pale Ale, Black Horse Beer, and RUM. Any kind, as long as its DARK. See, we traded OUR salted FISH to Jamaica for THEIR RUM...who says Newfoundlanders aren't very smart?
We were Britain's Oldest Colony and are Canada's Newest Province. Our GDP hasn't changed a bit.
We don't have "Cottages on the Lake". We have "CABINS on the POND". A pond is a body of water...a lake is a "hole in yer boot."
We have a wonderful sense of humour...until we feel we're being made fun of. Then we have a wonderful sense of revenge.
A Newfoundlander as a friend, is a friend for life. Have one as an enemy...and you'll start cursing your own mother for having given you birth..
We have more sex than anyone....at least that’s what we tell Mainlanders who survey such shit. We have to...everyone gets told there's only two things to do in Newfoundland, FISH or FUCK, and as I said, I don't Fish.
Soap comes in "CAKES", not Bars. Chocolate comes in BARS & so does the occasional Blonde.
Speaking of Bars, we call them PUBS and we've got lots. More than anywhere else in Canada. All of them serve RUM. They have to. Its law. Besides, they have to Screech in the Mainlanders, who in order to gain honorary citizenship in Newfoundland, down a jigger (that’s a shot glass) of Famous Newfoundland Screech (that’s a dark RUM), then kiss a codfish on the lips(that’s in the front of its face). Many line up to do this...all Mainlanders of course. That’s 'cause no self respecting Newfoundlander would dare kiss a codfish....in some outports, he'd have to marry it!
Townies are from St. John's. Everyone else is a Bayman. Except a FUCKING BAYMAN...that's yer NEIGHBOUR! Oh yeah, did I tell you I don't fish? ....but I know what FISH is...its COD. Anytime a Newfoundlander refers to "fish" he means "Cod". If he's referring to salmon, or herring, or halibut...HE CALL THE GODDAMNED THING "SALMON, OR HERRING, OR HALIBUT".
We like music...as long as you can dance to it. Except the Pentecostal’s on the Central Coast. They don't dance or drink....but they have lots of youngsters...you see they don't fish either. That wraps it up.
So, now you know. Newfoundland has gotten a bad rap over the centuries. But there are only two types of people in the world....people who aren't from Newfoundland, and those FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE. AS FOR THE REST OF CANADA, HOPE IT HAS BEEN AS MUCH FUN HAVING US AS IT WAS BEING HAD!!
-Sarah
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by Automatic_Flowers » 2/3/2004, 3:49 pm
[glow=white] faceless lies it's easy to speak when[/glow]
[glow=white]every word is your own[/glow]
[glow=white] selfish eyes look onward in protest as we[/glow]
[glow=white] tear down their disguise[/glow]
[glow=white]every word is your own[/glow]
[glow=white] selfish eyes look onward in protest as we[/glow]
[glow=white] tear down their disguise[/glow]
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