by Random Name » 1/12/2004, 10:34 am
I have determined that Aragorn is not cool.
First off, hes scared of commitment. he's all "I don't wanna be king" in a place where being king ment easy dictatorship. And he doesn't even have to worry about Bush!
Second, he goes for the crazy elf type. That whole Arwin love fest was fine and all but then she gave up her immortality. Which is like getting married only worse. This time a lawyer can't fix it.
Then when he has Arwin waiting in the wings and hes having wet dreams about her and such, hes a jackass and starts leading on some annoying princess-y misses who can't sing. Not only is he playing everyone in the movie, hes going for girls who are significantly younger then him. Significantly.
Stupid git.
I can't stand him.
And on top of that, he's all greasy and ugly and stuff. Blah.
-Sarah