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All we're saying is if you see two people dressed all in black, hiding behind random plants and people... staring at you... yeah. That'll be us.

AVP, eh?

Just so you know, Jess is my partner in crime. We intend to stalk you to the movie... that's right...

TAKE IT.

Hello my pretties! I haven't posted in SO long... you people are probably thinking "who the hell is this retard?"...

You may remember me from such threads as... "What Shampoo Did You Use Today" and "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp".

Nooo, i made that last one up... ANYWAY... i have an ...

If you think Santa's so hot, then maybe YOU should give him some lovin' to lighten up his dreary, cold, elf-ridden existance...

I mean no wonder Mrs. Claus is so cheerful all the time, there's probably no end to what she does Christmas Eve night when Santa's out on his rounds... dirty old woman ...

Joey wrote: I would just feel like a failure to have to rely on a tiny pill to make my day easier to get through.

you put that very well

^ should also join the drinking buddy gang

I just get upset when people say that pills make you weaker

Okay maybe that was a bad choice of words i used when i said "pills just make us weaker." It's just that back in the day when humans didn't have all these fancy meds and pills galore, life still went on. I mean, yeah society was ...

YES! Group X... they did the Mario Twins thing... and the Cereal Bawks one if anyone's heard that...

OHHH too good... those guys rock my world...

"you found the princess - REEEHHH - she's in another house, go away"
"what in the hell she's doing -- hey, CRAP on this"

LIAM wrote:whoa... i thought everyone hated AAF here... tahts why i stopped talking about them

you were deceived

AAF? Why did I not see this thread before?!

*calming down*

Their new album is amazing, and the DVD is amusing as well.

The music video for "These Days" (god i love that song) was totally genuine. Which is why it kicks so much ass. And listening to their music (the new album especially) made ...

Yeah, i don't really believe pills work... on most things, that is. Such as "balancing out your brain chemicals to help you become less depressed" (antidepressants). I think people can sort it out on their own, who the hell needs pills? Pills just make us weaker. Animals don't take pills and they ...

Maybe you should get a bit closer with her before you "go in for the kill"

Like go out of your way every once in a while to talk to her... just small conversation. Like you could talk about something you think might interest her... like music? Everyone likes music! But if you get to know her a ...

Anacin02 wrote:I'd love to see OLP and Matt Good do a collaboration

I'm with you on that one...

WHOA that's good...

looks exactly like him!

bummer

oh well, does that matter?

This is gonna be good...

Okay so there's plenty of creative, random, hilarious, loopy (the list goes on) people in this place... so i say we play one of those vintage campfire games and take turns writing a sentance to make a story...

For those who don't understand what i mean, here's an ...

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nikki4982 wrote:

That sent me into random laughing fits...

saman wrote:ow. my eyes hurt. the white-on-black of the cm makes the screen very bright

When I read that my eyes started hurting and watering...

DAMN YOUR INFLUENTIAL ...... *insert big word here*



In other news, the cows came home today....

No Name "LOW FAT" Barbeque flavour Rice Chips...

chips?... what's with the fancy name?... they're just mini rice cakes. CAKES I SAY..

"get yer own rice cakes, maggot!"