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definitely beard.

it suits you. and its really weird, cause u look younger with it. most people look older with a beard.

but yeah, on the other hand, who wouldnt want to look like gary coleman?!?

the most beautiful woman in the world(0fficially. by whoever makes it official. but its official): aishwarya rai. she is PERFECT!

http://www.bollywhat.com/actorimages/aish2.jpg
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Do you do it every single time you leave the house?


Because if you do, there's a good chance you do have OCD.

yeah. i do it every time. its really annoying because i KNOW i checked it already but then im like "what IF i didnt and im remembering some other time? if i just take 2 seconds out ...

I don't know anyone either. There's a ton of kids that live in Vernon that are from India/Pakistan, but they all live on the other side of town for some reason, and go to a different school.

That being said, I have a 15 year old cousin who's family is quite religiously Jewish, and she wants to get ...

i seriusly think i have obsessive compulsive disorder. like, before i leave teh house, i have to check teh stove, toatser oven, and iron atleast 5 times each. then, when im locked teh door, ill think "wait. did ic hecl the stove??" and i go back in and check the stove! and then we'll be in the car ...

Cass wrote:Plus, if he dumps you over that, then good riddance I say. I thought I was paranoid!

true that.

well...heheh...he just left. and he was like i dont think he htought i was fat! yayyy. *party hat*

FAT DAYS HAVE THE WORST TIMING!!!!! EVERRRRRRR!!!!

so today is eid(muslim holiday) and also, sheraz is ocming over to visit. and guess whos ASS decided to immitate a mother of 7?!?!

MINE!!!!!

EVERYTHING i try on looks fat! EVERYTHING!!!!! so i resort to my "safe" outfits---the ones that ...

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:see if you can explain this one! today some lady spent 1,000 on curtains and pillows! AND go!

thats easy.
she's on crack.

no.

have you ever had a baby??

This confuses me because I have a friend whose family moved here from Pakistan and I have always gotten the distinct impression that they were in a much higher class and income bracket there than they are here (middle-ish class). I never really understood it.

yeah, and your friend probably is ...

wow. we are EXACTLY the same when it ocmes to what we want. i cant stand the guys raised here either! i would have NOTHING in common with them! i just dont like the way they are! i am happy with my FOBs. i like guys that were RAISED in pakistan but went to college here, so that they have two ...

dude, i would re-think the ideas you have of pakistani guys. i have seen both pakistani and american-raised guys close up(not that ive had relationships with them haha. just seen them!) but yeah..every man in the world is the SAME! i'm not even exaggerating...if you bring a guy from africa, he's ...

oh, and as far as long distance relationships go: its good as long as one or both parties arent a bastard.

in my case, it was on the other side of the world. u know how there are guys that are CRAZY about you when you're infront of them but as soon as you're gone, theyre eyes start wandering ...

i am SO gla dthere is a confusion thread here.

nobody in this world can be as confused as me right not. and u want to know why? there is nothing more confusing in the world than an arranged marriage!

ok. so its not what you EXPECT an arranged marriage to be: i've met the guy, twice. my parents ...

i seriously don't get how people can spend so much on clothes. this one lady today spent almost 1,000 on 3 prs of shoes today

i can understand this.

this is not meant to be a joke, by the way.

but yeah...i dont buy deisgner clothes unless its on an insane discount and im REALLY in love ...

if the typical valentines day chocolate was actually GOOD chocolate, it may even be worth it. but its like, this shit filled stuff in these cheesy boxes. its nasty.

i best be getting some jewlery on valentines day. if anyone brings me $2.99 chocolates, i'll kick their ass.

and i do agree with ...

the goose is loose!!!!

dude i remember when you were gonna start a long rant, and you started it off by saying

i'm an angry goose.

for some reason that made me laugh. good to see you back

hahah, yeah that sounds like me: speaking about myself in third person--in bird form.

and dude. i ...

:lol: I was just in Amina's photo album, and in there I found this and figured I'd post it. I completely forgot it existed and it made me giggle.

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/files/maida_mafia.jpg

HAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA


dude if orgot ALL ...

and i thought my 1 hour commute was long. 3 hours has got to be rough.

when i say 3 hours, im counting there and back. one and a half hours each way. i'm guessing youre just counting one way. so ive only got an hour more than you.

it sucks ass though.
plus, the long island railroad is such a ...

*gasp*

no wonder jeremy doesnt listen to you