ClumsyMonkey.net

Yes.

Some Spanish dude, I assume.

What's better: vanilla coke or cherry coke?

Ich habe einst Deutsch gekannt, aber ich habe alle vergessen.

Because you live in squalor and are not very observant, apparently.

Why am I on the CM instead of working like I should be?

If they're dirty.

What's your favorite quote?

Because, as a wise guru named Britney Spears once said, you're not a girl, not yet a woman.

I don't know how that works for guys, though.

Why are guys so fucked up, anyway?

Alright, but you're wearing the tux.

I'd just like to point out that I saw the title of this thread and thought it said, "What are you, retarded?" And then I giggled. And then I read it again. And then I felt stupid.

I scratch my nose in public all the time....

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

No, but I HAVE wanted to kill myself while listening to that goddamn song.

Doesn't anybody ever know that the world's a subway?

Thanks, guys!

I'm doing it right now.

Have you ever picked your butt?

Not on purpose.

What's the best age to get married?

Three days.

What's the closest you've come to dying?

Depends on the body part. Leg? Pretty damn bad. Heart? Not so very bad.

What song makes you happiest?

A knock at the door means hello, Jesus calls
A ring on the phone means a trip to Niagara Falls

Daddy, don't let me down this time
I'm all alone inside my mind
and it's no small thing that I must prove to you

A late night card game with the guys is all right
But I would rather take you for a test ...

Aiming for the nuts. That'll teach 'em.

Do you say soda or pop (or maybe soda pop)?

Thank you! I appreciate that.

Anthropology.

What's it all about, anyway?

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